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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in
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20.08
|
22.05
|
24.02
|
25.98
|
27.99
|
29.92
|
31.89
|
33.86
|
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Length, in
|
27.17
|
27.95
|
29.13
|
29.92
|
31.10
|
31.89
|
33.07
|
33.86
|
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Sleeve length from center back, in
|
33.50
|
34.50
|
35.50
|
36.50
|
37.50
|
38.50
|
39.50
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40.50
|
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Size tolerance, in
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
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1.50
|
1.50
|
1.50
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You gave him time, compassion, emotional support, rides to the airport, and probably half your UberEats ... In return?
He gave you "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" and a handful of emojis.
This hoodie is your uniform of honor, a soft and snarky hug that says
"I may have wasted my time, but I will never waste another outfit."
Featuring:
- Minimalist front text: He called it a situationship.
- Back mic drop: I called it community service.
- Sleeve seal: Club DeLuLu™ , Where the petty is pretty and comfort is premium.
Wrap yourself in sarcasm, closure and cotton.
Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit
- Seamless design for an attractive look and less waste
- Made of resilient 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend
- Available embroidery options for personalization
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
